Get nastier than a rotting corpse on the Capita Black Death Inc. Wide Snowboard. This wide strain packs a core thats highly resistant to abuse and a base that will carry you fast enough to make your eyes bleed.

Capita agents traveled the world luring hippies into black vans with promises of bongos and thai sticks. Once home, their quarry was herded into a blender and the smoothie of tree-hugging goo was used to coat the Green Machine Snowboard.