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|Product Name||Sale Price||Merchant Name|
|GNU Billy Goat Split C2 BTX Snowboard 162||$849.95||TightBoards.com|
Reminds me of my life as a slave
WHile picking cotton on massa's farm he made me use a snowboard to get around because he was one mean fluffmonster!
Great for paddling
My son Tegan Jr. was being a little stinker so I spacked his behind with this a few hundred times and he never misbehaved ever again.This board is also very practical for when you need to hurt yourself. I jumped off my house with the board glued to my feet because I'm too poor to buy bindings. I ended up dying because a piece of the board went up my no-no area and infected me with Herpes and AIDS so now I'm dead.If you wanna beat your child or commit suicide this is the board for you.