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We're not going to claim that you get a free helicopter ride when you buy the DC Men's Voltage Board Short, but if you play your cards right ...
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Pull on the Element Men's Human Short and let those pasty chicken legs breath.
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Hang a line and hook off your board as you surf wearing the Volcom Maguro Mod Board Short, so you can have fresh sushi after each session.
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The DC Lowdown Board Short's mega-comfy stretch polyester fabric offers next-level mobility to let you jiggle like a dance troupe of 75-year old women doing the Stanky Legg.
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The Matix Steinberg doesn't make dollars, but it's cool, comfortable construction sure makes sense during scorching summer days.
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Any day of the week is just right for the RVCA Mens Monday Short.
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Wear the Volcom 3-D Paint Box Mod Board Short to your summer painting job so you can cut out at lunch for a few waves.
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The Billabong Knock Out Board Short for Men goes the distance during a long day in the water in upmost comfort.
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Ronnie decided the best way to enter elephant society was to wear the Volcom Mens Beginning Mod Board Shortwhich prominently displays pictures of their leaders: Moe and Al.
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When the Pro at the local links wont let you tee off, even when wearing the plaid Volcom Blair Mate Short, invent your own course through the citys green space.
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Spend more time in the salty green washing machine when you wear the Billabong Knock Out Board Short.
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Vikings love the Element Mens Aether Board Short because its nice to have a pair of shorts that dry quickly when you surf in sub-freezing waters.
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The heads at Volcom harnessed all their collective brainpower to create the high-tech Actuator Mod Board Short.
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Smuckers curled up on the Billabong Launch Board Shorts that master had left on the floor and fell asleep, dreaming doggy dreams.
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The Reef Fervor Shorts are sure to impress your parole officer a lot more than the public-nudity allegations you're facing.
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Man-handle your board the next time you drop into a foamy beach-breaker wearing the Hurley Phantom 60 Plasma Board Short.
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If the rift between tea party demonstrators and green tea drinkers widens, put on the RVCA Civil II Stripe Board Short and hitch a ride to Tahiti.
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Raise your style meter with the RVCA Mens South Plaid Short.
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Give the bouncer your ticket, push your way to the front row, and try your best to not get blood on your Volcom Freakin Art Too Chino Short when you thrash so hard security doesnt hassle you.
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Jump into your Matix Mens Kling 10 Board Short and head out to the front yard. Your lemonade stand has been killing it lately, and todays a hot one.
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Throw on the Reef Men's Savior Board Short before you head out to pay homage to Kanaloa.
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The Quiksilver Boweevol Short offers vintage patterns in a comfortable modern-cut walkshort.
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While wielding the awesome power of the KR3W Men's Brigade Short, amass your minions into a veritable army of cotton-swathed shred-heads.
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The captain is down by the pool again, trolling for ladies in his DC Steubing Shorts.
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